2014 Porsche 911 Turbo S: The Jalopnik Review

The Porsche 911 is a car for dentists. A car with the engine in the wrong place. A car that has evolved from the Beetle. A car that has never had a new design. A car where precision beats passion. Those all the cliches? Good. The 2014 Porsche 911 Turbo S is terrifyingly fast and I have no time left for cliches. » 5/13/14 12:45pm 5/13/14 12:45pm

Lamborghini Huracan: A V10 Projectile That Will Eat You For Breakfast

The home of a Lamborghini has never been the track. They've been weapons of power and dominance on the street, a statement that mesmerizes pedestrians and, often, frightens drivers. But the Lamborghini Huracan's mission is to intimidate others on street and track, but not intimidate the driver. Is it a success? » 5/05/14 2:00pm 5/05/14 2:00pm

The 2014 Chevy Camaro Z/28 Can Actually Kick All Of Your Asses

Designers might make a sexy looking car, but engineers make cars that you actually want to drive. Engineers made the 2014 Camaro Z/28. And it's transformed the Camaro for the better in every conceivable way. That means this is a modern Camaro that's actually as good as Camaro fanboys pretend it is. » 4/15/14 3:06pm 4/15/14 3:06pm

2015 Subaru WRX STI: The Jalopnik Review

You throw the 2015 Subaru WRX STI into a corner. In days of yore, the front end wouldn't bite and you'd start to wash wide. Subaru had developed the recipe for understeer. But this new STI... It bites. It turns in. This is a Porsche 911 fighter for a third of the price. Oh, and one of the best new cars you can buy… » 4/08/14 2:20pm 4/08/14 2:20pm

2014 Mercedes-Benz S550 4Matic: The Jalopnik Review

The entrance to the Lincoln Tunnel in New York City is a sloping downhill left hand turn. Radar cruise control and steering assist is on in the S550. I take my hands off the wheel. Instead of careening into a wall, the big Merc turns the wheel on its own and cruises into the tunnel. Holy crap. Welcome to the future. » 3/24/14 1:20pm 3/24/14 1:20pm

2015 Subaru WRX STI: The Big Winged Rude Blue Rally Machine You Deserve

The big wing. It's the first thing you notice. It's like Subaru mounted a billboard on the back of the 2015 Subaru WRX STI that simultaneously creates downforce and repels women of all ages. No fat chicks, fat downforce. This is not a car that will get you laid, not that it really matters. » 2/17/14 10:00am 2/17/14 10:00am

2014 Mercedes-Benz E63 AMG S Wagon: The Jalopnik Review

Hot rod wagons are a nasty fetish to a very particular group of people, just like fantasy football or horse pornography. Mercedes knows they aren't going to sell a billion E63 Wagons in America, but they're making a very particular group go nuts. That includes most automotive journalists and readers of this website. » 1/06/14 1:20pm 1/06/14 1:20pm

2014 Audi SQ5: The Jalopnik Review

You have a tall gangly son. He's a good kid and, despite having the height of a jr. high Yao Ming, he doesn't seem particularly athletic. You picture a a future Debate Club presidency but then he starts running cross country. He's got a mean sprint, for sure, but he also looks like he's going to topple over any time… » 12/19/13 12:20pm 12/19/13 12:20pm